Here we are again. Or are we? Are you there as much as you say you are? Isn't it something that someone who isn't there would say?! In any case, to show there's no hard feelings for this obvious deception, here are a few topics, you can write on in any way that suits you. By YOU i mean you. 1) create new words in the English language, that better describe life-situations were a Fez is used . (the hat. Not a turban!!). How it looks, how it turns heads, how incredible it makes you feel wearing them, etc.. 2) choking hazards . 3) mating habits of the peragrin cello. 4) many small portions or just one big one? 5)inclement coatracks. 6) it's getting hard to be someone. but it all works out. 7) Trubadore vs. Stevadore. 8) in the terarium no one can hear you scream. 9) list things that come in 9s. 10) post something to clickbait someone. You clickbaiter rascal you.. As usual, if you are time-shifting through the multiverse, give a proper credit to the entity you collaborated with. Use correct interdimentional academic citation rules. Or not...