careful this time, about word count...

The star shone upon the recently born tree, as it was presented to a loving fruitcake.

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The birth of a star coincides with the flowering of the magestic fruitcake, tree, and the traditional giving of presents.

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When you wish upon a star, fruitcake fruitcake, where's birth, tree tree tree, a birthday present shines for you...

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Birth of fruitcake heralds the dawn of age of tree gifting as presents.

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Presents of ostantatious nature, such as fruitcakes and trees are given richly , to celebrate the birth of Donald Trump.

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'..Or is it a birth canal?' She asked , knowing i am a fruitcake , and consequently cant tell the difference between a tapering cervix and a pine tree, wrapped up in pink paper, the kind used for presents.