My Catch Phrases/Weird Things I Recently Said

OFTEN SAID ON A DAILY BASIS

-“What a concept.”

-“Nah.”

-“Bruh.”

-“Bruv.”

- I say “Ooh, crunchy” after popping my joints sometimes.

- This is actually more of an involutary habit, but every time I bump into someone in the hallway, run into someone, or find myself in some equivalently physically awkward situation, I literally say, “Oh, hello.”

It doesn’t sound so bad, but now imagine yourself accidentally bumping into a person in a crowded high school hallway whose instinctual reaction isn’t “ope,” or “excuse me,” or “whoops sorry.” Instead it’s “Oh, HELLO! I’msosorryareyouokay,” and immediately sprinting away like they’re speedrunning Minecraft. It’s infinitely more uncomfortable now.

THIS PAST WEEK (Keep in mind that it is only Tuesday)

- “Where are his eyebrows?”

-“You put GRAVY. On your PIZZA ROLLS?”

- “Ayo Chris, how do you feel about having twelve cookies? I don’t know what else to do with them.”

-“Jeelai beelai, peetrat goomai candaiiiiiii. Jeelai beelai, peetrat goomai CAN-DAIII”

- (In Texas heat marching band rehearsal) “I need a cloud. Specifically, *that* cloud.”

Note: I got the cloud. it was a happy ending.

-“I burned down a government building.”

- “HYPE, VINCENT, MORE HYPE! THIS IS BAND, VINCENT, YOU HAVE TO BE EXCITED”

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