If I had a hammer...

Confession time: I have no idea what song you're referring to. But I have heard a song called "If I were a zombie," and that's instantly the song I thought of. It's a really dumb, cheesy love song. So I'm going to go with that song instead. But don't worry- there will be hammers!

if i had a hammer

i'd never

smash your fingers

when you try

to use me.

if i had a hammer

i'd never

knock your brains in

when you make me angry

the way possessed lovers do

in bad horror movies.

if i had a hammer

i'd make sure to

keep you up and running

making repairs whenever

you require.

if i had a hammer

i wouldn't need

to prove my worth

to anyone.

people would look at me

and then look away

to afraid to challenge me.

if i had a hammer

i wouldn't want

to give it up.

just like i don't want

to give you up,

either.