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Beware of Frosty (A parody)

Frosty the Snowman was a tormented blood driven soul

with a big sharp knife and a button nose

and two eyes that belonged to my friend Cole

Frosty the Snowman

Is a nightmare they say

He was made of snow but the devil knows

How he came to life one day

There must've been some witchcraft

In that old rusty knife they found

For when he placed it in his hand

He began to destroy the town

Frosty the Snowman 

Was as evil as he could be

And the children say he could kill all day

Even going after you and me

Slashety slash slash

Slashety slash slash

Hid from Frosty, Go

Slashety slash slash

Slashety slash slash

Before he gets you, oh

Frosty the Snowman

Knew it was going to rain holy water that day

So he said, "Time to die and make some human pie,

Before I burn away"

Down to the village

With a chainsaw in his hand

Killing here and there, all around the square,

Sayin', "I'll catch you, yes I can."

He dragged their bodies down to the streets of that town,

Right by the traffic cop

And he only paused a moment

Then he slit his throat before he could say, "Stop!"

Frosty the Snowman

Had to hurry on his way

But he waved goodbye. Sayin' "You better cry. I'll be back for you one day."