Challenge
Random things you like to say!
Random things you like to say. Any format. Over the next few days, gather some lines, phrases, or funny things that have popped into your mind that you think is funny or just interesting. I'll go first! (as an example)
What's your issue tissue?
If it ain't yours, don't touch it! (#1 rule of the house. You don't break this one!)
cotton-pickin A phrase used in the south in place of a bad word
Our local weather station has a radar they call live viper. I call it vile viper. It never has anything good to report!
DO NOT get into the trash while I'm gone! Said to my dogs every time I leave the house.
I'm broke. Said to my kids every time they call my name!