Green eggs and ham rewrite

Am Cam

The “I am” cam

Cam I am

That Cam-I-am

That Cam-I-am!

I do not like

that Cam-I-am

Do you like

green eggs and ham?

Do you like them with bread and jam?

I do not like

green eggs and ham.

Would you eat them in a van?

I would not like that .

I would not like that

At all

I do not like

green eggs and ham.

I do not like them,

Cam-I-am

Would you eat them

With your man?

Do you even have a man?

I do not have a man.

I do not like green eggs and ham.

I do not like them, cam-I-am.

Would you drink juice from a can?

Would you sit or would you stand?

I have no can.

I can not stand.

I have no van.

I have no man.

I can not eat them In the sand.

I would not eat them with some lamb.

I can not eat green eggs and ham.

I do not like them, Cam-I-am.

Would you? Could you?

in a car?

Would it get you very far?

I would not eat them, in a car

It wouldn’t get me very far

You may like them.

That may be.

You may like them

in a tree

d not in a tree.

I would not, could not in a tree.

Not in a car! You let me be.

I do not like them in a van.

I do not like them with a man

I do not like them in some lamb

I do mot like them in the sand

I do not like them in a can.

I do not like them I can’t stand.

I do not like green eggs and ham.

I do not like them, Cam-I-am.

A plane! A plane!

A plane! A plane!

Could you, would you

on a plane?

Not on a plane! Not in a tree!

Not in a van! Cam! Let me be!

I would not, could not, with a man.

I could not, would not, in a can.

I will not eat them with some lamb

I will not eat them i can’t stand.

I will not eat them on a plane.

I will not eat them, I’m not insane!

I do not like them, cam-I-am.

Stay!

In the dark...

Pray, in the dark!

Would you, could you, in the dark?

I would not, could not,

in the dark.

Would you, could you,

in the rain?

I would not, could not, in the rain.

Not in the dark. Not on a plane,

Not in a van, Not in a tree.

I do not like them, Cam, you see.

Not in a man. Not with some lamb.

I can not stand, with bread and jam

I will not eat them in a car.

They will not get me very far!

You do not like

green eggs and ham?

I do not

like them,

Cam-I-am.

Could you, would you,

On a boat?

I would not,

could not.

That’s what I wrote!

Would you, could you,

on a boat?

I could not, would not, on a boat.

I will not, will not, that’s why I wrote.

I will not eat them in the rain.

I will not eat them on a plane.

Not in the dark! Not in a tree!

Not in a car! You let me be!

I do not like them in a van.

I do not like them with some lamb.

I will not eat them with bread and jam.

I do not like them with a man.

I do not like them I can not stand.

I do not like them Cam-I-am!

I do not like

green egss

and ham!

I do not like them,

Cam-I-am.

You do not like them.

SO you say.

Try them! Try them!

ANd you may.

Try them and you may pay.

Pay!

With your life,

With your soul.

With your eyes.

Pay!

I tried all thoes green eggs and ham....

Then I melted in that van!

My remains found by a man!

And he poured them in the sand

He cried about me in the rain.

Eating green eggs and ham caused great pain.

And the car. And the tree.

They have no recollection of you or me

So do not eat them in a van.

And Do not eat them with your man.

And do not eat them on a plane.

And you will not become insane.

And I will eat them here and there.

Say! Do not eat them In that car!

Yours sincerely

Cam-I-am