Challenge Ended
Make up a clever new pickup line
Write a new pickup line. I haven't heard of many new/clever pickup lines in a while. So let's see who has the smoothest new line. It doesn't matter who's saying it to who, it isn't limited to any gender combination. Think of something unique, witty, and that would convince the other person to give you their number. Shouldn't be too long of a line either. The post with the most likes wins. Other than that just have fun with it!
Ended March 12, 2021 • 4 Entries • Created by Berzzi
Challenge
Make up a clever new pickup line
Write a new pickup line. I haven't heard of many new/clever pickup lines in a while. So let's see who has the smoothest new line. It doesn't matter who's saying it to who, it isn't limited to any gender combination. Think of something unique, witty, and that would convince the other person to give you their number. Shouldn't be too long of a line either. The post with the most likes wins. Other than that just have fun with it!
Pickup Lines
Oh great I forgot a pen, can I borrow one from you?
*Gives Pen*
It doesn't work.
Yes it does.
Really, then why don't you try writing your number here?
Hey, boy... I was just walking by and noticed you dropped something.
What? *Looking Around*
My jaw... You're just too perfect.
Aside from being perfectly sexy, what else do you do for a living?