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Okay, it's time we had some fun posts.
Write an ad in search of the person you want to be with. It must be funny, witty, and maybe even a little crazy. Anything but the standard ads you see online these days. Bring out your comedic talent and have us laughing and rolling in the aisles. Okay maybe not rolling but laughing, yes! Tag me when you post in the comment box as this: @Danceinsilence. I want to see and read and laugh. I'll start it off so you have an idea what I'm talking about.
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Brigidfaye in Comedy
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They shouldn’t be that hard to find!

In Need of a partner.

Someone who does the dishes.

Someone who likes to listen to my crazy rambles.

Someone who pampers me just a little.

Someone who gives me alone time.

Like a lot of alone time.

But not too much alone time.

Because I hate feeling alone.

Still searching for someone

Who likes adventures.

But not to any crowded places!

Make me laugh at silly jokes

and dont mess with my head!

I'm sensitive and dont like abrasiveness

so keep your dickishness to yourself,

but not your dick... ;)

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