Goodbye...

“I’m sorry it had to come to this.” *People start crying* [whispering] cue the Mini piano. [Sad music starts] To be taken down so soon is such a dread. *More people sobbing* I just have one thing to say...

*quickly combs hair*

Brother: Anything for you. *Cries*

Me: I was the one who ate your lunch 2 years ago.

Brother: NOOOOOOOO

Me: Goodbye... *Dies in arms*

Brother: IT SHOULD’VE BEEN ME!!!

*Sad music*

Nah, I’d probably just say “Welp, this is it boys! Byeeee!”