"My balloon! It flew away!"

Bawling.

"I want my balloon back!"

Sobbing.

"GIVE ME MY BALLOON BACK!"

Crying.

You patiently say, "I'm sorry. I don't have you balloon."

"You made it fly away!"

"It did that on its own."

More sobbing.

R.I.P. balloon, that had a dream to fly to the moon.