Challenge
Things you shouldn't say on your first date.
Write something that you shouldn't say on your first date. The most hilarious one wins.
Odd Twist To Dinner
"Oh, glad you could find my place. Just have a seat on the sofa,
and I'll finish setting the table for dinner.
"What's that? Oh, what's for dinner?
"Didn't I telll you? You.
"I eat people."