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Tips On Being Human
For the aliens among us =)
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Voidkin_Killer

They’ll just kill us ;-;

Me: One deep cut to my neck, and I will bleed out.

Alien: Your point?

Me: Humans are easy to kill...

Alien: So why should I spare you???

Me: Because I’m a weak little creature...you must show mercy to me...

Alien: But don’t you kill your own animals? What’s the difference if I kill you?

Me: Well, my species is intelligent.

Alien: So why are you so easy to kill again?

Me: Body wise, we are strong with tools.

Alien: oh, well thanks for the tip, I’ll let your plan backfire.

Me: What-

*Cuts Neck*

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Voidkin_Killer 
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TeaRise 
Ha that was dark *grins*
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Voidkin_Killer 
@TeaRise Yeah...It was wasn't it? XD
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Chacko_Stephen 
Dark, funny but dark XD
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Voidkin_Killer 
@Chacko_Stephen lol, thx
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MariAntoinette 
I love this lol XD...the darker ending is greaaat
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Voidkin_Killer 
@MariAntoinette XD thank you!
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