An Alphabetic Ode
(To My Vivacious Boyfriend)
An angelic voice that can put you to sleep,
Burps so frequent-
Can't help but wonder what he eats,
Dances like he's a GIF,
Ends calls randomly,
Flips over nothing-
Got hormones like a pregnant lady!
Hates asking for directions-
Isn't interested in being the helpless one,
Jokes about everything under the Sun,
Kid thinks he's the funniest one.
Laughs like a maniac,
Mood swings all over the place,
Nose broken, fingers crooked,
Out of order ankle since the last 100 days.
Pizza, pasta, potatoes-
Quite an enthusiast of the Italian cuisine,
Remembers all the little things,
Save, sending birthday wishes on time.
Ticks all the boxes on any girl's wishlist-
Urbane, eloquent and charming;
Very skilled in talking to dogs,
With 'woofs' as real as actual barking.
Xerox copy of an egg currently
(he decided to go bald),
"Yes!" he'll say to almost anything-
Zero judgement, only enjoyment policy.