Rules of the Dojo

1. If you can’t say something nice,

don’t say anything at all.

2. For every non-nice word you say,

you receive a warning

in the form of one hundred pushups.

3. After three warnings, and for every

non-nice word thereafter,

you get a tooth removed by the sensei,

dropkick style.

Disclaimer: The Dojo cannot be held responsible for the particular aim or lack thereof of the sensei. All dental and/or medical expenses are solely the responsibility of the wayward student.