Houston - We Have A Problem

"Hey lady, I need your help!"

"Yes, and what I can I do for you, miss?"

"That's part of my problem, because I ain't a miss! I went to sleep last night and don't ask me how, but I woke up to my boobs crunched to the bed. I have boobs! You hear what I'm saying? Yesterday, I had a regular, normal chest. Now, I got boobs. How do you women deal with these things?"

"This is rather odd, but you are the third person today in the same situation as you. But here is what I can do for you. Let me measure your bust size so we can get you the right sized bra first. Then, we can measure the rest of you to get you the right sized clothes to wear."

"Wait! There are more like me? What is going on. Don't get me wrong. I like women. In fact, I love women. But I don't like the idea of being a woman! I mean, what if some guy took to the idea of wanting to rape me or something?"

"I wouldn't worry about that too much if I were you."

"Why not?"

"Well, you look to be about 6'5" and about 220, and you have a beard."