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Your perfect date in 69 words.
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Fart in Romance & Erotica

Best laid plans

I'll make plans...

And it'll all go to shit.

What's new, right?

Our ride'll be late,

They lost our tickets,

We sit behind some giants.

The show was terrible,

the guy next to us won't

stop farting up a storm,

Can't leave fast enough,

I left my jacket,

your feet hurt.

Our room key won't work,

left the corkscrew at home,

but at least you're here.

you're all I....

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