a nursery rhyme but it’s a rant

Hi! I don't have a flipping clue

what the hell to say to you!

I'm supposed to know but

I lost my instincts in a rut!

Do I like you because you're kind

or since you like bands of a similar mind?

I don't feel like debating this

I just want you to lose your wits

& f a l l f o r m e

But you won't of course, it's a pity

Because when I see an opportunity

I'd rather roll down a hill

then use my force of will