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Challenge of the Week CXCIV
Dionysus. You've been summoned by the Greek god of wine, Dionysus. Your charge: make him laugh. The penalty of failure: execution. Fiction or non-fiction, poetry or Prose.

Stupid

Dionysus(Judge): Why are you late?

Lawyer: I was buying flowers for offering to god for my wife. That's why I got delayed. The flowerman told the rate to be 30 INR/measure. I purchased 3 measures. I went in & came out & locked the house. My wife had gone out. One more flowerman came & I asked the rate. He told 15INR/ measure. I told," That man gave at 30 INR/measure.How is it possible?"Second flowerman told,"Ok, you take at 20 INR. From tomorrow daily I'll give at 20 INR. I asked, "You were ready to give at 15 INR know?" He told, "No, not possible. Plz give 20 INR/measure. Daily I would give."I got delayed in this conversation.

Dionysus started laughing.

Dionysus: Why you told the second man that the earlier man charged 30. U could have told the second one to give at 15 daily.

Everybody laughed.

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