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Tell me something new
I want to read your individual take on anything BUT telling it in a way I've never heard before - not in books, magazines, movies, tv, films, video games, advertising, social media, quotations, cliches, school. Tell me something new. I'm not looking for experimental formats just simple solid writing from your individual POV and vocabulary. It can be fiction, non-fiction, a poem or prose - no rhyming. 250 word limit.
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Sugar_Magnolia
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Anything can be made out of jeans( I don’t think I did this challenge right)

I have a person who sits on my bus

And all we do is talk about silliness and jokes

We talk about outrageous things

Now I swear I am sophisticated (despite this post)

So let me tell ya’bout

Ja croix ( la croix but the drink is jeans)

I brought in a la croix ONE TIME

Jease (Jean cheese)

I like cheese

Jats (Jean hats, obviously)

No reason just dumb

Joffee (Jean coffee, too easy)

Person brings in coffee

J’ leggings (Jean leggings, if you did not understand something is wrong)

I basically only wear jeans but person likes leggings

All of these jokes were created because of one thing

I ONLY wear JeAnS

So in an attempt to creep me out and make me like leggings

Person and I created this and now I am horrified

In all seriousness this is true, and I had a blast writing something that makes me sound like a hobo, instead of my usual sophisticatednes. also I am very aware of denim, but I like the idea Of cutting jeans more fun.

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Sugar_Magnolia 
@Finder while it was a meant to be a serious entree(well not serious) I doubt I’ll win, also I only just learned the word hobo can be offensive sorry if I offended anyone in general