May I Please Have 100 More Words?

One Hundred Words.

I did not understand just how difficult it would be to write one hundred full, cohesive, and understandable words until now.

There are so many thoughts swimming in my head, so I will choose my words with great care.

Now, before I begin with my profound ideas, I must brush my teeth. Good hygiene is very important. Especially to me. Please remember to brush in a circular motion, not just side-to-side. More plaque is removed this way. But I digress. Now on to my writing.

OK. Here goes:

Damn. My word count is maxed out?

So sorry!