Whilst stuck in lockdown I had eaten far to much,

My guts were working overtime, I was suffering from the thrutch,

I tushed up to the bathroom and pulled my trousers down,

Relief was instantaneous but then there came a frown,

The paper holder empty, every sheet was gone,

My pockets held no tissues to wipe myself upon.

I saw a drastic answer, it almost made me blush

I reach across unto the sink and used the wife's toothbrush.