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What is the best most sarcastic quote you have ever seen
Please write the most sarcastic, funniest quote you have seen. My favorite will become my profile description
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RubyRose1984
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Sass, Sass, Sass

I'm Going To Put A Few Down....All Of These Are From Harry Potter!! Enjoy The Sass!!

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Harry: Yes

Snape: Yes Sir!!

Harry: There's No Need To Call Me 'Sir', Professer

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Vermon: Yes - Yes, Good Point, Petunina! What Were You Doing Under Our Window,

Boy?

Harry: Listening To The News

Vermon: Listening To The News! Again?

Harry: Well, It Changes Everday, You See

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Harry: Of Course We Still Want To Know You. You Don't Think Anything That Skeeter Cow—Sorry, Professor

Dumbledor: I Have Gone Temporarily Deaf And Haven’t Any Idea What You Said, Harry

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Dumbledor: My Own Brother, Aberforth, Was Prosecuted For Practicing Inappropriate Charms On A Goat. It Was All Over The Papers, But Did Aberforth Hide? No, He Did Not! He Held His Head High And Went About His Business As Usual! Of Course, I’m Not Entirely Sure He Can Read, So That May Not Have Been Bravery

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