Sarcastic Quotes

"I'm not insulting you, I'm describing you"-My sister to my brother

"I can explain it to you, that's my job, but what I can't do is understand it for you"-My teacher

"Silence is golden, and duct tape is silver."

"Babe you're like a fish, I'm not gonna judge you on your ability to climb a tree... What I will judge you for is your decision to keep climbing that tree despite knowing that you can't." -Me, always

"I do desire we may be better strangers" -W. Shakespeasre