Understanding-via Dr. Doofensmirtz
I'll never understand why people hate the bad guy. They act like we do these crazy things, but when they look at it, they only see something funny. Once, I created your stereotypical doomsday device. You know, something to teach them all a lesson. Well, just like they all do, my doomsday-inator failed. You, Perry the Platypus, knocked it ot of the sky. Anyway, they thought that was sooooo funny. They laughed and laughed. Well, I'll make them understand. They'll see. They'll all see. With my new understand-the-bad-guy-inator, they'll—oh, are you kidding? Really? Perry the Platypus, I just want understanding.