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Nursery Rhymes Gone Wrong
Write a creepy twist on a nursery rhyme. Any format goes.
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doubtful_hope in Horror & Thriller

Hannibal’s Honeybunch sugarplum

You're my honeybunch, sugarplum

Pumpy umpy umpkin

You're my meaty pie

You're my cuppycake, gumdrop

Snoogums boogums, you're

The filet of my eye

And I love you so

And I want you to know

That you're cooked best with a sear

And I love to season meat real well

To mask the taste of fear

I am 21 years or older.