Challenge
Write the longest sentence possible
I'll declare the winner based on word count. [Note Well: Punctuation counts! I will disqualify run-ons. If you'd like to know whether I consider your work properly-punctuated, tag me in the comments with that request.] [EDIT: Though I've received many creative entries, this challenge is meant to be taken in a literal sense!! Give me a beast of a sentence that goes on for as long as you can draw it out.]
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(these aren’t part of the actual challenge, just additional words to get my word count up to fifteen, which for some strange reason is always the minimum number of words required in all of these challenges, which never actually really makes sense to me because sometimes you might just want to write something really short and concise without blabbering on about it for fifteen words, which is what I really wanted to do here but wasn’t allowed to because of this ridiculous minimum words rule [which is always set at fifteen, for reasons nobody knows!] )
Thank you
:)