Miserable!

i am just a fake bimbo

he, a smart CEO

i applied for secretary

two month ago

he hired me instantly

i began to read his texts

his wife would text him

every hour and every day

i asked him one day

"Boss, why do you reply?"

he looked at me and replied

"Are you crazy?

her father owns this company!

he'd fire me for sure

if i dont reply his daughter!"

i laughed that silly little laugh

but one day i got fed up

she texted as usual

"Darling, papa is coming,

umm for dinner tonight!

what do you want me to cook?"

my boss had once told me

that his father in law was

allergic to mushrooms

i texted his wife

"Darling, cook lamb,

with white wine and

umm mushrooms!

hmm papa would love it!"

i realized what i had done

after i wrote the text

but i quickly deleted it

so my boss wouldnt see it

i had a minor migrane

because of her stupid

texts and wining and crying

darling this, darling that...

the next day my CEO

barged into the office

he began packing his stuffs

his laptop, his phone,

his camera, his files

he looked confused

and angry, i felt helpless

"Boss, how did the dinner go?

are you on a flight to Los Angeles, sir?"

he looks up at me, nearly yells

"NO! my father in law died last night,

my wife is divorsing me, and

im on my way to the hospital

to fill out a form, and thanks to you,

now my stupid wife wont ever

text me again, i'm finally free!"

i look incredulously at him

and smile, "Me too!"