My Original Joke of the Day!

Husband: When you wear a red dress with white shoes underneath it, You look... (He said with a tempted look)

Wife: How do I look?

Husband: Instead ask, What do you look like?

Wife: Ok, What do I look like?

Husband: An ambulance.

Wife: WHAT??? (With her face all red; Burning on the inside)

Husband: ...But, The only difference is that...

Wife: (Curious and tempted to hear but not ready for any more insults) Listen, I don’t want to hear any more insults, understand... I hate you!!!

Husband: An ambulance takes the inured but you... You leave the people injured with their hearts stabbed!!!

Wife: Awww, Thank you so much!!! I LOVE YOU!!!