Let me introduce you to the wondrous Theory Of Everything.
Physicists beware, this is no hoax!
I have come to see the world in a thousand and one ways,
I can see the smallest atom, the forces she radiates!
So let us get started,
It will take time to understand energy and time and space.
I have established a theory, I call it Genius,
And that it sure is!
Do you see how he weeps?
The way he seeps and bends,
The way he shines in the sky.
You never fail to surprise me!
How I love the way your gravity moves,
So immaculate, a perfect electromagnetic expression!
And all my scientist friends may mock me,
And all the town’s people may laugh hysterically at me,
And all my companions may deem me plain crazy.
But the truth is, I can see what they can’t see!
I can see what they struggle to believe!
I can dream far beyond what they ever could conceive!
Step out of the way, here comes the next Einstein!
Here he comes, with his staggering Theory Of Everything,
To explain what all scientists have always been wondering!
Journeying through the nights,
Those intense hours with the Hydron Collider have finally paid off!
I’ve got! I’ve got it! The Theory Of Everything,
The Theory is alas, but a secret of the universe.
A secret I know multitudes about,
But a secret I must keep…