Geez Louise

Louise gets on up 'n' ready to roar

Cuz she's got the fam comin' o'er

She gets dressed and struts on o'er

To buy for dinner a little boar

She walks the streets in her high heels with ease

Her black hair playin' in the wind

Her blue dress playin' in the wind

You know 'em boys be prayin' for a little breeze

2 o'clock and the fam's come on o'er

Louise knows she's in for a little bore

And a little boar

That she bought for twenty and four

"Say Louise when's ya gettin' hitched"

"Say yer lookin' a little chunky these days"

"Say yer lookin' a little bewitched"

"Geez Louise smile this ain't no sunny ways"

Louise gets mad 'n' storms on out

To pick her apples and pout

Her skin is hot and cold

You know her soul done got a little old

As she sits not sayin' a thing

A mockingbird comes out to sing

Then she stops 'n' thinks

Make 'em sing to shut 'em up she thinks

She cranks on the karaoke machine 'n' says

"Sing 'til ya can't speak no more", she says

And so they sing and sing

Sing, sing and sing some more

Their voices are shot and they steal away

Louise thinks "Geez Louise" there's always a way

Now the fam's gone and can't be seen

Louise done caressed that karaoke machine