Challenge
Cure for the Hiccups
This afternoon I contracted a terrible, horrible case of the hiccups. Please send me your most creative hiccup-cures! Poetry, prose, fiction, nonfiction, all welcome.
Cure for Hiccups Challenge
Wriggle the ringlet around. Feel it in your spine top, right under the brain. Bug your eye balls out.
Knead the tongue you need, and never ever swallow it, or drop it. Pick it up, shit! Go on, ping pong it back into your mouth. Now, mix snot down with spit, swallow it. Wriggle the ringlet around.
Where are the hiccups now?