Oops, My Bad

A beautiful blond danced nude on a stump

when a hunter passed by with his shotgun pumped.

So strange to see such a sight on this trail,

And our hesitant hunter had no interest in jail,

So he asked, ”you’re pretty, but are you ‘game’?”

When she smiled and said yes... he blew her away.

Yes, common sense was lacking here,

it was not the season for stalking ‘dears’.

But homonyms suck, no splitting ‘hares‘

and homophones too, when hunting for ‘bare’?