There was an old lady who lived in a

There was an old lady who lived in a shoe.

She spotted a hole in the sole of her shoe.

She cried out her window, "I need some new sole!"

Soon Bo Diddley showed up and started to sing

the sweetest soul music he could ever conceive.

Sadly, she was not pleased that it did not fill her needs.

Bo Diddley got discouraged, stopped, and left early,

saying I've got to get a better gig than to sing to a sole.