Don’t forget two duck...
A duck goes into a pharmacy: “I’ve got sore lips,” says the duck.
” Your beak is blistered. Here, use this cream.”
The duck takes the tube of cream.
“Are you paying for that?” Says the chemist.
“No,” replies the duck, just put it on my bill...”
Another duck one for older viewers.
How do you make a duck into an American singer from the 80s?
Put it in a microwave until its bill withers !