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Come on, who doesn't love dumb jokes? (I can think of several people who don't but that's beside the point...) Back to dumb jokes. I like to laugh, and the best way to laugh is dumb jokes. For all you dumb-joke-lovers who like to think of dumb jokes, please do this challenge!! I will decide the winner based on funniest content and dumbest jokes. :))
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The Dialogue Box of AP Physics 1

Me: If I were any celestial body, I'd be a black hole because it's the most mysterious an most powerful.

Teacher: But you're just as bright and twice as dense

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Teacher: You missed the negative here so you added instead of subtracting.

Me: But speed is always positive

Teacher: But this is velocity and it had to be negative.

Me: I don't need that kind of negativity in my life

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Me: But then what happens to the kids who don't pass the test?

Teacher: Natural selection

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Teacher: What's your favorite color?

Me: Clear

Teacher: Clearly. I knew you'd say that.

Me: It's like you can see right through me

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Teacher: An object in motion stays in motion.

Me: An object at rest will miss the test.

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Teacher: Jack has an apple on his head and you have to shoot an arrow at it. What happens if the arrow misses the apple?

Me: It depends. How good are Jack's reflexes?

Teacher: Superhuman.

Me: Then Jack will die every time. I'm a terrible shot

Teacher: He will be fine. Your three brain cells wouldn't know how to use a bow

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Me: Will you miss me when I graduate?

Teacher: Emotionally or with the bow and arrow?

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