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Pick up lines
I love pick up lines so give me some lol. It's just for fun.
theinkedbee
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Palm Reader

“Hmmmm...life line’s long. Wait, something’s going to happen at eighteen.”

“But I’m eighteen now,” she responds.

“Mount of Venus is quite pronounced,” he pronounces.

“What does it mean?” she asks wide-eyed.

“Love’s in the air,” comes the reply.

She finds him clever, but what about the mount of Jupiter?

“That I don’t know,” shrugs the nineteen year old palm reader. “But it was nice holding your hand.”

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