A few (really bad) jokes

Kid: “Hey mom! I’m a unicorn!”

Mom to Dad: “...we need to lock that drawer...”

Person to friend: "Hey, what's wrong with you, why can I see through you?"

Friend: "Well, I found out that my kid is transgender, so I guess you could say I'm transparent."

Mom: "Honey, why is our son sitting in the fish tank?"

Dad: "Well.. I told him he was an Aquarius...."

Person A: "You said your friend was a cat person?"

Person B: "Yeah."

Person A: "You do realize 'cat person' and 'furry' are different things, right?"