And I Love It

Woke up, checked some emails, took a shower, put on my pants, got my youngest a cup of milk, tucked him back in, put on my shirt, brushed my teeth, took a razor to the stubble, turned on the Keurig, refilled the carafe, popped in some toast, brewed a cup of coffee for my wife, iced the coffee, brewed a cup of coffee for myself, turned off the alarm, opened the door for the dogs, brought the coffee to my wife, put on my shoes, unlocked the front door for my mother in law, tied my shoes, put on Octonauts for my youngest, changed my shirt, put in my contacts, took my medicine, kissed my people goodbye, and headed out the door.

Forgot the toast.