A Bro’s Guide on How to Treat a Heart

Congratulations you won her heart!

Listen closely as I tell you how to use it:

First, throw it on the ground!

Yeah, throw it!

Now step on it.

Really dig your heel in there.

Now pick it up and give it lots of hugs and kisses.

Tell it you’re sorry and you’ll never do it again.

Did it believe you?

Great!

Now pound it with a hammer.

Make it as flat as possible.

Oh, uh-oh! Now it’s too flat?

What’s that? It’s useless and destroyed?

Aw too bad!

Leave it over there.

We can try again with the next one.