Well, definately closed casket.

Damn, this wind is freakin' cold as hell! Wish I had worn a jacket now.

Hope the moron that 'forgot' to tighten the bolts on that rail dies in a car fire.

Ok, maybe that was a bit harsh.

Should I let myself flip over or just let the impact come as a surprise?

Oh crap! Mom's gonna find my stash of porn.

Where is my phone...oh yeah...dropped it...lunged for it...and here we are. idiot.

Is that bird laughing at me? haha, yeah, yeah!

I hope this doesn't hurt.

I knew I shoulda' gone beach not this ridiculous Canyon.

Man I wish I had the phone. A death selfie would go totally viral.....forever!

What the hell is that guy yelling for.

Yeah! I know! I'm falling. Idiot.

Did I lock the jeep?

I could flip over and do a swan dive screaming at the world thing. Might get recorded.

I'm scared.

Man it sure is cold.

Holy Crap!

I'm falling.

I'm going to die!

Dammit, I shoulda told Mom I loved her before I left.

She knows.

I will not cry.

This is taking forever, that's not fair.

Please don't let this hurt God. I'll settle for a cot out back for no pain.

I'm sorry mom.

Sorry God.

Sorry world.

I shoulda done more.