I’m Too Nosy

Guy 1:"Remember Mike Andrews?"

Guy 2:"Valedictorian, high school right?"

Guy1:"Yup! That dude!"

Guy2:"What about him?"

Guy1:"Dude's gay!"

Guy2:"Dude, that's fake news, Mike had bitches on bitches, not buying it."

Both guys approach the register and place thier orders.

Guy2:"Iced coffee, very light ice please."

Guy1:"Medium coffee for me, extra cream, extra sugar with vanilla."

Guy2:"How do you know he's gay?"

Guy1:"You know my cousin Joseph right?"

Guy2:"Yeah, now THAT motherfucker is gay!"

The barista brings their drinks and they pay. I place my order and pay as well, the two guys pick a table and sit. I'm now invested in this conversation, so I sit near them I didn't hear what was said while I waited for my drink, but when I sat down, guy 1 was calling someone, I found out later who.

(The phone rang and a effeminite voice answers)

PhoneGuy: "Hey Nick wussup?"

Guy1 (Nick): "Jo-Jo, I'm with Lew, yo, I told him Mike Andrews was gay but he doesn't believe me."

PhoneGuy (Joseph): "Niiiiiiick, why is it important if he's gay?"

Guy1: "Because, I told Lewis all through high school that dude was gay, NOBODY believed me till you told me. I want him to know I was right! Just answer yes or no, did you fuck that dude?"

PhoneGuy: "That is the last time I tell you shit!" (He then sighs) "Yes, he's gay, we dated in high school and YES before you ask we slept together a few times. He broke up with me when his parents found out."

Guy1(under his voice) to Guy2: "I told you! I fuckin told you!"

Guy1: "Thanks man, I just wanted to prove this asshole wrong."

PhoneGuy: "Whatever, bye." He hung up the phone.

Guy2: "That's fucking crazy! Didn't he date Chelsea Rivers too?"

Guy1: "Sure did! Jo-Jo said that to keep up his straight act, Mike was actually fucking them both, he didn't know till later though, after the breakup."

Guy2: "Fuuuuuuuuuuuck."

Guy1: "Yup! So what do you wanna do after this? I just bought some green from Kevin if you wanna smoke."

Guy2: "I'm with that, lets roll." They then take their drinks and leave.