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Mock Song
Here's another thing I love to do that I often feel is severely underrated: parodies! Weird Al anyone? Well, whatever the case. Take a song and change the lyrics, doesn't have to be a parody specifically, just your alternative lyrics to the same song. Word usage and placement should be at least 30% different from the original song. Any length, any genre. Please add the name of the original song and artist at the end. I'll post a sample. One rule: have fun :) Tag me in a comment if you want a reaction.
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Gypsy in Music and Rap

If she gathers up courage to . . .

She walks carefully down the beach

So she don't get sand in shoe

And when she's got to the opposite reach

She'll try to ignore you

She's trying to stop! Trying to stop herself

Falling down into the sand

She'll only think about finding you

If she knows there's a place to land.

If she gathers up courage to

If she gathers up courage to

Then she'll take your lefthand and she'll take your right hand

If she gathers up courage to

Wait! She'll kiss your cheek

If she gathers up courage to.

She's halfway across the beach by now

So just stay right where you are

Make sure you look approachable

So she don't want to be far!

She won't look bad in front of you

Cause her heart is a wasteland

She'll only think about finding you

If she knows there's a place to land.

If she gathers up courage to

If she gathers up courage to

Then she'll take your lefthand and she'll take your right hand

If she gathers up courage to

Wait! She'll kiss your cheek

If she gathers up courage to.

Hey!

Just do it!

Courage to

Courage to

Hey!

If she gathers up courage to

If she gathers up courage to

If she gathers up courage to

If she gathers up courage to

She's fin'lly reached this side of the beach

And she looking right your way

Look at her gently smile in her eyes

And she will fall for you.

She trying hard, yeah she's trying hard

So hard to not crash land

She'll only think about kissing you

If she knows there's a place to stand.

There is!

If she gathers up courage to

If she gathers up courage to

Then she'll take your lefthand and she'll take your right hand

If she gathers up courage to

Wait! She'll kiss your cheek

If she gathers up courage to.

Based on Another one bites the Dust by Queen.