Falling in Crush: The Adventures of a Serial Crusher

Oh god

Here it goes again

That feeling in my chest

That stupid smile on my face

I've developed a crush

This is how it goes:

Stage one:

Wow, this person is pretty cool

I like being friends with them

Stage two:

I don't care how I look today

But wait, they will see me

I kinda care what they think

Wait, no I don't

But I kinda do

Stage three:

This person is attractive

My attractive friend

Who I want to look nice for

Do they think I'm funny?

Why do I even care?

I so don't care

(Shit)

Stage four:

I might, possibly have a tiny crush

I doubt it

No I don't

I have a crush

Tiny one

So totally doesn't matter

I'll tell my best friends about it

Stage five:

Oh hey, there they are

Oh my god they are cute

And funny

And so lovely

I adore them so much

I've got a giant crush

Shit

Shit

Shit

Oh my god they are talking to me

And laughing

Look at that smile

And those eyes

I'm melting

Stage six:

They're okay I guess

Not that special to me anymore

Oh well

Hey look at this other person

Wow, this person is pretty cool

I like being friends with them