The Walk

"Why don't you take a long walk on a long pier!"

"Thank you that sounds nice"

"Wait no, I meant take a long walk on a short pier!"

But it was too late.

He did take that walk, and he enjoyed it immensely.

The sunset was beautiful that evening and he met the love of his life, feeding seagulls.

He made a great joke about how if they were in the bay they would be called "bagels"

He loved that joke.

They fucked that night.

Oh Lord did they fuck.

She showed him things he never imagined.

Christ, the things the human body is capable of if one is determined.

"Bagels" hahaha that was such a good one.

He understood why her body welcomed his so willingly.

Bagels.

How absurd.

They got married and had a child.

They named the child "Bagel" to commemorate that beautiful evening of raw passion and consensual violence.

I am that child.

My dream is to meet someone to be the cream cheese to my bagel, as my parents were to each other.

If you think you can be that person please leave a message at the tone.

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