Soothsayer

My daughters are suspicious when I tell them that I can see the future.

The truth is, I can fairly accurately predict when one of them is going to spill their glass of milk at the dinner table. Unfortunately, with this great power comes a significant burden. I get yelled at every time I move the glass away from the edge of the table. Such is the life of a superhero dad.

Bonus superpower: watch how fast I can fetch the paper towel roll! A drop rarely touches the floor.