Gymnastics

You never know true life until youre flying on top of an 4 inch piece of wood. Or flying off a fiber glass bar 10 ft above the ground. Or running full speed towards an inanimate object. Yes, gymnasts are crazy. We are stronger than football players. We are as strong as Marines, that are forced to have the grace of a squirrel walking on a telephone wire. And we don't get to go outside with a rifle, a tail to keep balance, or pads to protect ourselves. We get to go out on the court in pretty thousand dollar leotards that ride up your ass. So try again, tell me gymnastics isnt a sport.