The general's hand hovered above the button. Sweat dripped down his reddened face.

"You must do it, General." In contrast to the general's appearance, the agent appeared perfectly calm in his black suit and sunglasses. "If we do not do it, they will."

"Blast it, I know they will. But I just can't bring myself to do this..... To end millions of lives at once."

"If you do not do it, then I will." The general's hand came down..... and hit the button.

Nothing happened. No report of nuclear launch. No screaming of missiles flying into the air. Only silence.

And then the wall screen flickered to life as music blared out of hidden speakers. Confetti showered from the ceiling. And a ten hour loop of Nyan Cat began playing on the screen. And then the world exploded. A huge voice boomed from the heavens,

"Laaaame. This is the stupedist game ever. I'm gonna go to Game Stop and pick up a better one."