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Worst thing you can say to your child on their first day of school.
Think of it as part of that game 'Scenes from a Hat' from the hit show Whose Line Is It Anyway.
Ended September 30, 2018 • 47 Entries • Created by Harry_Situation
Challenge
Worst thing you can say to your child on their first day of school.
Think of it as part of that game 'Scenes from a Hat' from the hit show Whose Line Is It Anyway.
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BonnieBoo in Comedy

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“From the minute you were born you have been a royal pain in my ass. At least my exorbitant school tax bill is finally gonna give me some pay back. Now go run along to the school bus Andy, and if you don’t behave in school, there’ll be hell to pay. If I had to homeschool you, I’d kill myself.”

I am 21 years or older.