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1 year, 2 years, 5 years, 10 years from now...you've done it. You've accomplished a big goal. You're published. You aren't only published, you're on all of the best-seller lists; You're famous and you know it. What does your bio say when you publish book #2? You're an acclaimed author releasing book #2, and you're in charge of the 'About the Author' portion of the inside back cover.... What does it say? Have fun with it! If you have a book on theprose (or anywhere else online) that you'd like to share, post a link to it at the end. I don't have any to link myself...but I'd love a new reading list. :) I'll pick the winner & throw out a $1 prize for fun.
Any length or style. Post your author bio, as if you've published your first world renown book already.

So you’ve looked at the inside of the back cover. Aren’t you a curious one?

The award-winning... no.

Critically acclaimed... well, maybe. Is it too braggy? But who is stopping me, I wrote the whole book leading up to that back cover and then some. I deserve some bragging rights.

So, critically acclaimed writer, the creator of your favorite fantasy universe (if you pretend that J.R.R. Tolkien, G.R.R. Martin, and good handful of other writers, with or without R.R. in their initials, do not exist) who was born in... No, I am not telling you. That's called being private. And mysterious. Mostly mysterious. And still struggling with the biography part.

Anyway, now that you have checked if my biography has changed or not, do you want to relieve me of my struggle and just flip the book to its front cover and start reading from there?

It's infinetely better than what you have found here, I promise you.